2010
07.15

Amy says:
 doctor’s aren’t supposed to die, right?
Jordan says:
 uh, what?
Amy says:
 I just read that someone on facebooks doctor passed away
 seemed a bit ironic in a way
Jordan says:
 like the inventor of the telephone who doesn’t have a quarter to make a call?
Amy says:
 similar, but more real
 you know?
Jordan says:
 well mr. ring ring thought it was pretty damn real.
Amy says:
 but you don’t have to have a quarter
 you have to die
 have to
Jordan says:
 well maybe he broke down and didn’t have cell phone and died.
Amy says:
 you’re not getting my thing
 that i’m saying
Jordan says:
 aren’t I? or am I getting it EXACTLY.
Amy says:
 why would he need a quarter in that situation?
Jordan says:
 what?
Amy says:
 you said like the inventor of the tele, not having a a quarter
Jordan says:
 yeah, to use the telephone. but in case you got hung up on the quarter thing, i changed it to being stranded without a cell
Amy says:
 again, you don’t need to have a cellphone
 you need to die
Jordan says:
 BUT HE DIES FROM IT
 FROM NOT HAVING A PHONE
 DIES
Amy says:
 but he dies from his car breaking down more
Jordan says:
 SLOW AND PAINFUL, EATEN BY BADGERS AND HAWKS
Jordan says:
 so what if a telephone pole fell on him
 and he died
Amy says:
 that would be ironic
 that is in the same relm of humor now
 person invented the telephone, died from it. person curing other’s illness, dies from it
 person that invented electricity, get struck by lightning?
Jordan says:
 person who invented hockey gets hit by a puck
Amy says:
 person who invented hockey stick get hit by a hockey stick truck
Jordan says:
 while looking for a quarter
Amy says:
 and he’s a doctor
Jordan says:
 bam
Jordan says:
 guy who invents bingo gets killed while walking in a row of 5 people
Amy says:
 man who befriends goldfish, sufficates in plastic bag.
Amy says:
 are we done here?
Jordan says:
 man who wants to play a trick on his kids rents a ghoul costume from roy’s costume outlet which smells like red candie and mayonaise. Upon wearing the costume and scaring his kids, (Anthony, 2 and seth, 5) they freak out and start beating him with 2×4’s until he falls, he can’t scream because of the costume and can’t work the zipper on the back to get out, so dies.
Jordan says:
 Also, he invented the 2×4.
Amy says:
 NICE
 i wasn’t feeling it until the last line
 it would be like if i died from being so awesome
Amy says:
 cause i invented that, you see

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  1. I think you two may have been diagnosed with brain damage after writing this, by the ironic-death doctor, after having previously been so smart you were accepted into MENSA.

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