2010
03.23

Splenda!

Apparently I have an allergy to Splenda, er something cause I ate (drank) some of it and it made my heart feel like an inspired greyhound, racing down the last stretch while eye of the tiger plays in the background. Then it hurt for three days. Awesome!

Going to Cuba tomorrow. It will be hot. There will be beer. It’s kind of like getting an advance on your summer, except hotter and with free booze all the time. Not really free. But you know. Convenient. Here’s the mug we all have, http://reviews.canadiantire.ca/9045/0422608P/reviews.htm.

Mug Reviews: 5 Star.
Would Buy Again.
Comments: “THIS MUG IS HUGE AS SHIT.”

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