For Sale:
Youth hockey Skates
Size 2
$10 obo

Will place skates in a sealed, XL ziploc freezer bag and throw them over a fence while wearing a mask and gloves and dancing naked in a thick mist of Spray Nine.
Will have designated landing area for skates on your side of the fence.
Landing area will include a small kiddy pool filled with Clorox and broken dreams.

Like new condition.

Self-Isolation – Day 18: In which I acknowledge that germs might actually be real.